What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 02:09

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
You Only Live Twice
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Octopussy
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
Dr No
Goldfinger
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-J W Pepper
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Why is the show The Big Bang Theory so hated?
Moonraker
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.